What's My Mama Gonna Say?
I know you're going to find this hard to believe, but I, Tim Knox, noted humanitarian, former Eagle Scout, and lover of mankind the world over, am a sexist pig.
Thingamabobs And Whatchamadigits
Maybe you weren't aware of it, but one of the requirements of being a good dad is that you must know everything there is to know about everything. Or at least act like you do.
The Unsinkable Tim Knox
They made his life a living heck (as if being the last normal man on Earth wasn't pressure enough) and in the end, killed him in the town square.
The Tax Man Cometh
I would argue that death and taxes are really one and the same, the only difference being that death can only claim you once, while taxes can kill you every year.
The Tanya Factor
Don't get me wrong, I'm as patriotic as the next guy, but when the nightly highlight show contains fifteen minutes of slow-motion replays of the day's curling competition (an event that's boring at regular speed), you know something is wrong.
The Smarter White Meat
College, my old man was quick to point out, was for rich kids in trouble with the law and stupid people who didn't have the smarts to make it on their own.
The Real McCaugheys
The birth of the McCaughey Septuplets has everyone thinking and talking babies. Even couples who have never before felt the desire to hear the pitter-patter of little feet stepping all over their stuff are considering taking the plunge.
The Religion Of Football
Here in Alabama, there are three classes of people: Alabama Crimson Tide fans, Auburn Tiger fans, and atheists. Two of the three will go to Hell when they die. Which two depends entirely on who you ask.
The New Fab Four
The news of their arrival reached these shores long before they did. A massive ad campaign introduced them to America and touted their status as Britain's "New Fab Four."
The Intelligent Diaper
The genius of invention and the idiocy of consumption; just two more things that make our merry world go round.
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