Here are some tips you can try out to feel even better in 2007. I already implement some of these tips daily. They have been pretty fun so far.
Quit Your Day Job If You Don't Like It: Seriously. Quit that garbage. Quit making your boss rich. Do your own thing. Perhaps start a seminar that teaches people how to get phone numbers of attractive prospects while driving on the freeway. Or start an organic coffee and tea house. Buy a massage franchise. Do something.
Talk To Strangers and Become a Master Flirt: Approach strangers you're attracted to and talk to them every day in 2007. Especially if you're a single guy. You will be suprised at how good you become at insta-dating (coffee on the spot) in 9 months. To warm up approach everyone: Approach homeless guys, old ladies, and golfers. This technique will help warm you up by making you feel chatty and abundant. Once you are warmed up, walk right up to that hottie and find out the most interesting thing that happened to him or her in 2006. Then relate back an interesting thing that happened to you. Just relate on how you felt. Don't try and be fascinating. Do it right and pow; you'll be making out in twenty minutes.
Run a Side Business From Your Day Job: If you can't quit your day job yet, start your own business right on the job. For example, if you're a Customer Service Representative for Time Warner Cable, run your own business right from a Time Warner cubicle. Put their customers on hold to take care of your customers. If you find out they're monitoring you tell them your business is for a school project, and not a "real" business. Try to meet your employer's deadlines so you don't get fired. And quit that job as soon as possible.
No More Courtesy Laughs for Lame Jokes: No more fake laughing to comfort someone who said something that wasn't humorous. If someone tries to be funny, but doesn't make you laugh, look at them with a blank stare. Then do a quick backturn and walk away.
Discontinue Your Cable Service: I recommend not watching TV all together, but that is not easy to pull off. If you can't abstain completely from television go with a small satellite dish. Dish Network or Direct TV both cost less per month than cable television. Tell your cable company they suck and that you hate monopolies. Just make sure the Customer Service Rep knows that you know his or her name. That way he or she won't be tempted to steal your indentity after you tell them you hate monopolies.
Occasionally Blow Off Your Friends to Hang With Your Pets: Friends are forever, but pets don't last that long. Tell your drinking buddies you're going to watch Clerks II with your cat tonight. You don't need to go to the bar to get dates anymore: You're going to learn to become a master flirt and get dates at the supermarket, bookstore, coffee house, internet, and Post Office just by joining It's Just Coffee
So there you have it -- some helpful tips for the new year. Enjoy.
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